Warren Hague

Warren Hague:
well worth that candle
where the wick's been well-dipped.

Has been made over and over
like several beds.
And uses Shampoo II.

Always gets fresh:
licking his libido
at Wensleydale cheesecake.

Star of stage and sunscreen,
with all mod cons
and a mobile ffion.

Drinks a pint of Yorkshire mild
brewed from
the wildest of oats.

So vague
he probably thinks this
song's not about him.

[August 1999]

From Labour Pangs

Warren Hague

Warren Beatty was being touted as a presidential candidate