Chastity Macpherson-Speake
Shagged everything in sight;
She took a vicar every week,
And vergers every night.

Her appetite for intercourse
Increased for twenty years,
Until she married. This, perforce,
Brought instantaneous cures.

She called her daughters Poke and Thrust;
Their lives were more than tame -
They never once succumbed to lust.
There's something in a name.

From Rime Present