Paddy Liked....

I loved my little pact, I did,
It kept me oh so nice,
It called each week at Number Ten
And offered me advice.
When Prescott says, "Why do you miss
This little pact of yours?"
I tell him while he wipes my eyes
That I am lost because...

Paddy liked to give me a pow-wow
Paddy liked to give me a pow-wow
I've got a little team
And it argues like a dream
But I'd rather have his pow wow wow.


[January 1998]

From Labour Pangs

Tony Blair was said to miss the support of LibDem leader Paddy Ashdown

with apologies to Joseph Tabrar