Rawhide Charlie

whelan whelan whelan
leave that doggie whelan
and his double dhelan
Deep Fried! -
it isn't when or whether
we'll send him hell for leather
(even in his sleep he'll be
Tongue-Tied)

string him up
tie him down
gordon brown
tie him up
chuck him out
stick 'em up his
Backside -
move him on
move him down
spread it round
nick his phone
make him spin
make his skin
Raw Hide!

whelan whelan whelan .......

 

[Januaryy 1999]

From Labour Pangs


Gordon Brown's spin-doctor, Charlie Whelan, got himself into bother

with apologies to Gil Favor, Rowdy Yates, and Frankie Laine