Nasty Nick

I'm Nasty Nick. I drank
fourteen pints of bile a day
when I was six and a half.
I think the fox is fantastic. There are
flat caps in my pistol. I live
in political asylum, naming and shaming
europhiles, who should be hanged,
drowned and quartered
on someone else's estate. I hate
Matrix. My big brother
will duff you up, and quick.
I'm disaster. I'm Nasty Nick.

    [August 2000]

From Make Mine a Double

William Hague is said to be cultivating a new image. The villain in C4’s “Big Brother” attracted headlines for his cunning duplicities.