Nasty Nick
I'm Nasty Nick. I drank
fourteen pints of bile a day
when I was six and a half.
I think the fox is fantastic. There are
flat caps in my pistol. I live
in political asylum, naming and shaming
europhiles, who should be hanged,
drowned and quartered
on someone else's estate. I hate
Matrix. My big brother
will duff you up, and quick.
I'm disaster. I'm Nasty Nick.
[August 2000]