Two Little Berks

Two little berks
Had two little quirks
And each rode a hobby horse.
Daily they made
Insults to trade.
Premiers both of course.
One little chump
Out on the stump
Lurched to the right and tripped,
Cried out in fear
At his daft idea
But his smart partner quipped:

"Did you think I would leave you lying
When there's room in The House for two?
Climb up here and we'll soon be vying
For the best of the ballyhoo.
Though we move right, we'll still be leaders,
And we'll both have the same old perks.
Pretty soon it'll be September
And we'll be two little berks."


[August 2000]

From Make Mine a Double

Two Little Berks

Rolf Harris has just been given a new record deal as a 'pop dance' act.