Charity Begins At Homebase
Charity begins at Homebase.
A bird in the hand is worth two pounds at the pet shop.
A fool and his money are soon deported.
The other man's grass is always ganja.
I get no kick from shampoo.
The sky's the limited edition.
Look before you lap-dance.
When in Rome, do as Roman Polanski.
The devil makes work for idle handymen.
As you sow, so shall you read Alan Titchmarsh.
Virtue is its own reward card.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
Too many cooks spoil the brothel.
No man is an Isla St. Clair.
Every dog has its day off.
You can't make an omelette without breaking wind.
Necessity is the mother of invasive surgery.
Many hands make light work of democracy.
There's no use crying over Spiller's Winalot.
You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drown.
Money is the root of all Eva Peron impressions.
It takes two to tangle a duvet.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen cabinet.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the hunt is banned.
What's it all about, alfalfa?