The Next Time
Some say I'll win again some day,
A blue bouquet will come my way
The Ne-ext Time,
But after this there'll never be A Next Time for me.
They put it round inside the press
I'll win a hundred seats or less
The Next Time -
While Labour's Livin' Doll
In coats of Ambre Sol.
Will make me mere psephology....
They say I'll just be counting sheep
Once someone's plunged the dagger deep
The Ne-ext Time,
That Heseltine will lead the party
Broken in three -
So-o-o how can I win again
The Next Time,
When they're all so out of touch
With someone like me.
(Repeat last verse in a higher key, viz. A Flat Major)
Also available: Gummer Holiday
The Day I Met Margaret
Expresso Johngo
Exasperations (and imprecations)
Power To All Our Enemies
It's All Over etc. etc.
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